Saturday November 15 2014

Daniel Danger.[i]

Waking up at 10:30 a.m.

Oatmeal with Cinnamon, Blueberries, Strawberries, Maple Syrup, Pumpkin Seed Meal, and Almond Milk. Coffee.

All day shift at China Wok.


Just another day for a delivery driver.

PB&J. Baked Lentil Chips. Black Tea.

Once the sun sets the temperature drops to 31 degrees. You know it's really cold when you start to see steam rising out of the sewers.

Thunderbird Energetica Cherry Walnut Crunch Bar.

Overtime tonight. Four more customers call in after 10:30 p.m. Because of this I'll be going home an hour later. I hold in my anger. Scarfing down my dinner while I reluctantly deliver the last of the orders. Fried Shrimp with Broccoli, Carrots, Onions, and Rice in Garlic Sauce.

Back home after a 12-hour shift.

Chores. Making almond milk. Darren, Kevin, and Devon walk in after a night of drinking at The Office. Darren gets a bright idea to pull my pants down while I'm washing dishes. Kevin documents it with photo and video.

I Got Depantsed (November 15 2014)

After hopping out of the shower I notice Kevin has left his room. I sneak in unsure of how I will scare him this time. I stand still right in front of the closet in plain view as he walks in but he doesn't notice me at all. He's so focused on grabbing a packet of Ramen from the top of his mini fridge. What a clown.

Sleep 3:30 a.m.

[i] Daniel Danger.

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